Readers disappointed by a recent BBC poll indicating that Israel is widely perceived to have a negative influence in the world (Israel tied North Korea for third place, behind only Pakistan and Iran) can take comfort in knowing that in the animal kingdom, at least, the Jewish State is increasingly popular — at least if reports from senior officials in the Muslim world are to be believed (and why wouldn’t they?).
The latest such report comes from Turkey, where authorities are investigating whether a dead bird found by a local farmer was, in fact, an Israeli spy. The late Merops Apiaster, more commonly known as the “European Bee-Eater”, aroused suspicions due to its oversized left nostril, in which “presumably, anything could have been placed” (according to the president of the local beekeepers’ association, who first inspected the avian).
Additionally, experts were tipped off by the presence of a highly visible red tag on the bird with the words “Tel Aviv, Israel” — clearly a devious “hidden in plain sight” ruse by the Mossad that appears to have backfired spectacularly. Not fooled by the Zionists’ too-clever-by-half ploy, a senior official in the regional Agriculture Directorate said that the bird “might be used for audio or video” surveillance and that “Israel can do such things.” Having reached the limit of its investigative capabilities, the Directorate has turned the alleged spy over to Turkey’s national counter intelligence agency for further expert analysis.
The Turkish debacle comes on the heels of two other incidents in which the Mossad allegedly used animals to do its dirty work. Two years ago, after a spate of shark attacks on European tourists basking off the coast of Sharm-el-Sheikh, the Governor of South Sinai said that “the Mossad is trying to hurt Egyptian tourism in any way possible, and the shark is one way for it to realize its plan.” And last year, Saudi Arabia arrested a vulture that it suspected of spying for Israel because it had a GPS tracker from Tel Aviv University (the vulture was later acquitted of all charges).
Skeptics might laugh at these reports and see them as reflective of a mentally debilitating, self-destructive worldview in the Muslim world characterized by an obsession with wild conspiracy theories and unbridled Jewish power.
Then again, that’s exactly what the Zionists want you to think.





